The best product ever…and you made it.

The best products ever made – all started with an idea.

After making millions in 6-12 month periods for countless fortune 500 idiots and nonprofit giants alike, I realized that I didn’t succeed with these clients – I failed.

What’s that?

You heard me correctly. I failed. Because each of the top 5 or 10 best online strategies I’ve created, time and time again, were hated by the modern marketing politician. The corporate MBA’s and their big agency creative cults of morons that serve them.

I then had to water these strategies down so the CMO’s and Creative Directors could handle it – or worse, could meet in the middle for decision by committee. Turning my work into something I’ve NEVER seen win in the market, online or off.

I began to develop an idea…the idea that marketing is bullshit.

Marketing claims everything, and everyone. it contributes nothing. It created…

• The lie that we owe China money
• The story that 9/11 had anything to do with Iraq
• The lie that Oswald killed Kennedy – all by himself from an impossible sniper location
• That Jay Z and other musicians are member of the Illuminati

Possibly the worst of all, it created the Blair Witch Project, Debbie Gibson and New Kids on the Block.

Marketing Killed your Heroes

Steve Jobs – founded Apple, created those products you love to be addicted to, and changed at least 3-4 entire industries in the process.

He was fired by a marketer … After he Hired the sugar Water-pushing, helmet hair loser!

So I’m suggesting a new rule – any person sodomizing your inbox with the “What Steve Jobs taught me about Marketing” subject line?

They should be shot. Next witness…

Bill Hicks – recently praised, published and documented as one of the greatest comedians of all-time, called out marketing for what it is worth.

The comedian philosopher was pretty much shoved out of the country for thinking the way most of Americans do today – just earlier than we could handle his doing so.

Everything good in life has been claimed by marketing and rarely (if ever) was it made by a marketer.

And with marketing being 99 percent losers (statistically speaking), its expansion is only causing businesses more loss, the death of more departments, the creation of new unnecessary teams, and an increasingly saturated economy full of shitty me-too products.

The unfunnel is a business model.

How to build a business and make millions without a marketing department. Because everything you build has marketing built in… Interested?

Good.

Because unlike marketing, I’LL GIVE 50 PERCENT of the REVENUE for everything you share – to anyone who buys into this model, the network, its products or yours.

Guaranteed. Not because we’re friends.

But instead because like me, you care. you care that you’re not making a game-changing experience or product. you care that you’re not making a difference.

So I’m going to teach you how. And pay you for being a partner in business hope.

A startup with sentiment.

A business with agility.

Proof that the unfunnel works…because you are the unfunnel. Welcome!  🙂